Thanks for connecting! You’re almost. Connect to your existing Cracked account if you have one or create a new Cracked username. So you just watched Chyna’s muscular, pocky heiny get befouled by a greasy little man, and you’re pretty confident that you could wrangle up an inebriated girl with five kids and low self-esteem who might want to make a movie. That’s awesome. I’ve pondered it too but any time I bring the idea up it’s generally met with revulsion. But the idea is still a good one, right?